oh, dudes… ravelry is total crack.
i may have never known about this yarn without ravelry:
dude. eyeballs. in the yarn. super badass!
sadly, insubordiknit is out of the yarn at this time. aw, crap. i need this. i don’t know why, exactly. but i require some of this yarn.
with eyeballs.



i dare you to make underwear with it. can you imagine? mid-makeout? “um, A, there’s, like eyeballs in your underwear.” “i like to watch. shut up and take off your pants.”
i like that! but, knowing me and my general luck, i would end up with an eyeball in… er… an area i don’t need an eyeball in.
think of it as a ben wah ball. a very shallowly placed, blue eyed ben wah ball.
i’m bummed that i don’t get notified by wordpress when you respond to comments. now i have to get all stalky. sigh.
wordpress is not perfect, i grant you. but it is in english, which is nice. and it’s better than the blogspirit in a lot of ways. just not that one.
a felted, blue-eyed, ben wah ball. i’m not sure my parts are ready for that sort of behavior.
but hey. no time like the present.