remember when i wrote this post? and said that madonna needed to maybe keep her friggin’ pants on?
well.
i was getting a pedicure today – because i’m so girlie and high-maintenance – and i saw in one of the gossip mags there that madonna and guy ritchie are getting a divorce. and there’s hints of a fling with some baseballer.
so, um, i was right. madonna does need to keep her pants on.
oh, and while we’re at it, madonna? could you maybe give guy richie his balls back? surely you can have your own set carved out of brass. or steel. you know, to match your heart.
just saying. and no groaning. the title warned you this was the worst snap ever.
