when i was graduating from high school, one of the instructors gave a speech that rubbed my cortex the wrong way. every paragraph, it seemed, started with the phrase “a new day is dawning.” it drove me – and a fair percentage of my fellow graduates – bonkers. i mean, it was pretty hot outside. we were sitting in those blue polyester robes and matching hats. it’s a wonder none of us tanked from heat exhaustion.
i digress. i’ve always been a little bitter about having to wear a bit of cardboard on my head to get out of high school.
anyway.
i just came across this article. and, well… i hate to say it, but a new day? it’s kinda… you know…
dawning.
thanks, president dreamboat!


