hi. i’m still here.
i have no good excuse for not posting in such a long time. other than, there may have been some drinking.

the hooch of choice in triple digit weather
there may have also been some shenanigans.

stealing my sunglasses. and my sippy cup
also, there may have been a new addition to my little army.

mario in the front, bentley in the back
i have missed you, internet.
here’s the thing. i really like the internet. like, as something more than a friend. you can type the most random of phrases into your search engine of choice, and spend a few hours giggling at what is retrieved. i mean, who knew there was a blog dedicated to cakes gone wrong? or a woman that will induce you to scream WOLVERINE!! for no good reason? not to mention all the crazy stuff you can find on youtube. which i’m convinced is its own little internet.
i have met great people through my computer. some of them i have even met in real life. and, so far, most of them have not been creepy stalkers. the internet has this amazing power to connect people and spread factoids. you can send your mom flowers, and then find a strip club. all within five minutes. it’s incredible.
anyway.
life, as they say, is what happens when you’re making other plans. i will try to post more regularly. but there’s knitting to accomplish, alcohol to be consumed with friends, and a dog who grunts and demands i rub his belly. and a heat wave to avoid amidst all that other stuff.
but, as always, thanks for stopping by. and not giving up on me. is appreciated.



Best. mustache. ever.
i know, right? he strokes it while he talks. or while he’s trying to impress some hot guy.