that is NOT how the pigeons do it

so, thanks for following the links and all to get here. it’s nice of you to come along. i mean it.
and also, i’m still tired. my breath feels like it smells. does anyone else have that? where you’re mouth is closed, and just the… ambiance you sense suggests you have a bit of the dragon [...]

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(commence yodeling)

sadly, i don’t have enough casual conversations these days. the ones i do have seem to involve blood, poo and pee. which i just tried to meld together in typing ‘bloop’. yup, little tired. can’t wait til march 13th. if i’ve done my math correctly, that’s the last clinical day.
if i weren’t so pooped (heh [...]

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so. very. much.

so, i think i might need to make a general statement:
i am tired, y’all.
it’s a general type of exhaustion. but i’ve been the walking dead for the last month. and really, it’s only going to get worse before it gets better. i blame the 60+ hours a week i’ve been working. that’s it, really. well, [...]

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the soothing sounds of yahtzee

so, i was talking to cecil the other afternoon, and he was badgering me about the yahtzee thing. like, he was seriously in a twitch about it. to the point of possibly having bits of spittle fly out of his mouth.
so, i told him a few little stories about myself and moi.
once, for example, i [...]

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the shift

so, i’ve done pretty close to nothing this weekend. and i’m loving the doing next to nothing.
and of course, by nothing i mean, done five loads of laundry, grocery shopping, pedicure, dinner with YMCrae, looked at apartments, gone to a housewarming, badgered the cat, and knat. i’ve learned that, when one only has about 48 [...]

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texting

conversations via text:
YMCrae: i’m so hungry i could eat my own hand with ketchup.
me: i don’t think that’s kosher.
YMCrae: ha!
and:
cecil: what was that thing we were talking about that one time?
me: that thing? did it involve the other thing?
cecil: of course it did. jackass.
me: um… was there dong involved?
cecil: nobody says dong. we covered this.
me: [...]

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just scratching my head

at the end of every year, i seem to start thinking about the things i’ve done and said for the past 12 months. my year in review, as it were. what have i been doing, am i on the right path, will it even matter in 100 years, when i’m turning to dirt?
fun stuff like [...]

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supafun

um… yeah.
so, i’m writing some book reports, because i meant this post to start my ‘year in review’ crappe. and… i know i read a bunch of books this year, but i seem to have forgotten about half of them. which can’t be good.
in the meantime, i have this odd little website for you to [...]

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game, set, match. ya grinch

so, originally, i was going to slap one of my favorite reoccuring lists up for today’s snarkery. which is totally a word. you know the list – the things people google to get here. love that list. sometimes it’s hysterically funny.
and sometimes it’s so dirty, i need to double-glove and use purell. which is the [...]

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hi! welcom to wal-mart!

so, first allow me to say thousands of apologies to asher, who sometimes reads here. see, i was supposed to go see her do her thing at this one place in portland. and, i did go to said place. and was there for roughly five minutes before i stepped outside to make a phone call, and saw that work [...]

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