technology is awesome. and evil.

hi. i’m still here.
i have no good excuse for not posting in such a long time. other than, there may have been some drinking.
there may have also been some shenanigans.
also, there may have been a new addition to my little army.
i have missed you, internet.
here’s the thing. i really like the internet. like, as something [...]

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huh.

so, today? i was gonna talk about something kinda funny. but then, farrah fawcett died. and then, michael jackson died.
i’ll be hiding in my room for the rest of the day. because, clearly, death is knocking out the crazy.

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srsly?

have you ever actually read the product reviews at amazon? sometimes they’re helpful, sometimes they’re whiny.
sometimes they make you think, is this for real?
case in point – i was getting my gossip on over at dlisted. one post featured this photo (saved to my own compy, because i’m not a dumbass):
wolf shirt. being sold on [...]

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falling down on the job, as per usual

i’ve been sick with a cold the last week. which is awesome. i hate the sound of phlegm, and i’ve been making the sound of phlegm. so it’s been a lot of blowing my nose and saying ewwww.
seriously. sound of phlegm being coughed up is one of the only things that can make me gag.
but [...]

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getting back on the horse. or… whatever.

so, it’s fair to say i’ve been a little emotional the last week and change. i’ve started half a dozen blog posts in my head, only to have my internal editor veto them before i got to a computer. and then, i end up reading a book and forgetting about the blog altogether.
instead of talking [...]

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i can’t even think what to put here

ophelia thunderpaws
time of death: friday, march 13, 2009. 9:15pm
i just couldn’t let her suffer anymore.
y’all excuse me for a bit.

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double u, tee, eff?

so, i was at the dentist this morning. where they like to complain that i don’t floss vigorously enough or whatever, and the hygienist pokes my gums with that pointy thinger far too often to be accidental. seriously, what kind of person becomes a hygienist? you scrape at other peoples’ oral cavities all day. it [...]

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a few favorite things

you know what’s great? when you’re having a super lousy day, and you decide the best thing for your foul mood is a walk. and you go to the nature-ish path near your house, and within ten seconds, you’ve managed to slip on some mud and fall spectacularly on your knee. with witnesses.
yeah, friday was [...]

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… he smushes the baby tomato and says, ‘ketchup’

sorry about keeping all three of you hanging.
kitten is home. thus far, she’s fine. she had a blood transfusion and a lot of fluids. it was kinda great getting the updates from the vet every couple hours. he would judge her recuperation by how many of his staff she had bitten or screatched.
now, i have to [...]

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things that don’t quite go together

i have a few separate things to talk about, and none of them really match. so, i’m going to mash everything together and hope for the best.
#1- i went to the aquarium saturday. it was a lovely day, and i kinda wish i lived at the aquarium. any aquarium, i guess, but specifically this aquarium. [...]

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