things that don’t quite go together

i have a few separate things to talk about, and none of them really match. so, i’m going to mash everything together and hope for the best.
#1- i went to the aquarium saturday. it was a lovely day, and i kinda wish i lived at the aquarium. any aquarium, i guess, but specifically this aquarium. [...]

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really? i mean, really?

dude. the top search that got people here?
“peed in jockstrap”
you know they were let down when they came here, and found out that it was a dog with an over-excited bladder.
kinda makes me giggle.

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i can’t even think up a title, that’s how slushy my brain is.

yup. rockin the cerebellum here.
the other day, i decided to sign up for netflix. now, i’m totally the last person in the universe to ride the netflix bandwagon. i know this. but dudes… the watching movies instantly feature? pretty freaking sweet. i may have nerded out to an extreme factor and watched a few episodes [...]

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i don’t remember signing up for this

this morning, i decided to take the train to work. largely because i’m stubborn and lazy – the chains are on my car, and i refuse to take them off just for the joy of driving to work. the train tracks are not frozen today, so that seemed a little smarter.
anyway.
i’m standing on the platform, [...]

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nerd alert, fo’ sho’

i mean, see? i’m such a nerd that i can’t even roll with the slang without being all grammatical and stuff.
anyway.
so, a friend and i were talking about how awesome ‘dr who’ is. i’m not putting in a link; go to wikipedia and learn something, ya darn whippersnapper.  he agreed, and then i played my [...]

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it’s always something

so, i had taken a quick blog break to have a mini-vacation in southern california.
then, i came back with a cold.
please hold while i continue to sneeze my brains out.

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it’s that time again

it’s story and non-related picture night! woo!
in order to introduce tonight’s topic, i have to divulge a little-ish secret. it’s nothing like, i’m really a tall, hairy dude named sal, or anything like that. do y’all recall the veteran i wrote about here? sure you do. he’s a nice guy with a crazy brain, courtesy [...]

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yeah, i know

there must have been some sort of explosion in my life. somewhere, something is taking up all my free time. i’ve no idea what it is, and it’s bound to only get worse.
i really should only log in when i have more than two minutes to rub together, you know?
argh.

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you know what sucks?

i’m all in a snit now.
there have been a bunch of ads on the idiot box at the gym, and most of them were all, ooo, you are totally paying too much for auto insurance. for shame! and, i have been thinking recently that my insurance rates really should be going down, not up. i [...]

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the accidental dog

way back in june, i was at YMCrae’s house, watching freaks & geeks. because we’re dorks that way. anyway, z – my roommate – sends me a text letting me know they’ve adopted a dog.
now, i’m not a biological part of the family. i just rent a room there. but you would think that z [...]

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