the gang related wang

i can’t make this stuff up, y’all.
so, friday night, i came home to teenage pandemonium in the driveway and street in front of the house. there were kids everywhere, and there was chalk everywhere. we have this tub o’ sidewalk chalk, and occasionally i come home to names scrawled across the driveway. friday night, there [...]

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just checking in

i don’t have a lot to say. actually, pretend i didn’t say that. it would seem that i have so much bottled up inside me these days that i barely say anything. my schedule has been changing every two weeks, and this last week my alarm was going off at three in the morning. which [...]

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dave’s not here

i’ve been writing this post in my head for about a week now. and, if i may be honest? it’s not gonna be good.
anyway.
so, in general, i’ve learned a lot about myself in the last 32 years. like, i aspire to be ambidextrous, i prefer manual transmissions to  automatics, my hair looks best when dyed [...]

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the jockstrap

a million years ago (1992-ish), in a land far far away (santa cruz, california), my parents had a choice to make. they could send me to college, or they could buy property and two brand-new vehicles for themselves.
since i put myself through college, we all know what happened there. i’m not angry – anymore – [...]

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brevity. i can do it.

eating popcorn. trying not to fret about the interview i have friday, for the job i truly desire (skills. i has them). and this threw me off. my interview is at hospital a, where i currently work. we set up the interview, and then the guy asks me if i know how to get to [...]

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tilt-a-whirl

first, i need to say: the last post? where i was derailed by a picture of someone’s snuggler? it’s not really how i feel about things, but more of an instant/ gut reaction. really, now. as long as my crush is happy, and he’s getting what he needs (in many different ways. get your minds [...]

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have i mentioned the crack?

so, uh… oh, happy valentine’s day. and while i have gotten – and given, because i’m equal opportunity like that – my fair share of flowers on v-day (that’s not to say i don’t need any more… hint hint), they usually come with a down side. like, roses! with a post-it note that says who [...]

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so. very. much.

so, i think i might need to make a general statement:
i am tired, y’all.
it’s a general type of exhaustion. but i’ve been the walking dead for the last month. and really, it’s only going to get worse before it gets better. i blame the 60+ hours a week i’ve been working. that’s it, really. well, [...]

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pretty ridiculous

i got next to nothing. but i will share two dreams i had recently.
in the first one, i’m going into a movie theater, and a security guard asks to look in my purse. i open it, and there’s a bunny. like, a real live bunny. the guard looks at me, i look at him, the [...]

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think the universe is trying to tell me something?

so, after yesterday’s post, this is the horoscope my yahoo homepage generated for today:
January 24, 2008
Taurus (4/20-5/20)
“Just like email attachments often contain viruses that make your computer sick, some of the attachments in your life could be making you sick! So today, let go of one of the vices or people in your life that [...]

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